Monthly Archives: March 2012

 So I began my new job nearly two weeks ago here in Tofino, BC. I work at local marina as a “houseman.” They’ve provided me with staff accommodation, which is where I’m writing this entry from. I was just going … Continue reading

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Trending: Joseph Kony

A bad guy + a faraway land + key words like “rape” and “murder” = The formula above is straightforward – except – I’ve left the output blank. It’s an open equation, because it spawns many predictable reactions like compassion, … Continue reading

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Upsala, ON. By: Me. I’ve reached Vancouver Island ladies and gentlemen. After traveling across the country by bus, I made it. Great, oddly things have happened. I calculated I’ve spent 77 hours on the Greyhound. I’ve had my palms read … Continue reading

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A Letter to Suburbia

Dear Outer Toronto, Fuck you and your dismal suburban sprawl. When a young man wants something more than what you offer, he heads west. He will head west. When a young man wants more substance in his life, he’ll escape … Continue reading

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